Two Words: Ironclad Prenup

  • Ana #1: Oh my god, look at that guy. He's huge!
  • Ana #2: Like, really, someone needs to introduce him to Weight Watchers or something!
  • Girl passerby: Hey, snugglebutt! [Gives large guy hug and kiss.]
  • Ana #1: What the fuck?
  • Ana #2: Girlfriend? That fat whale?
  • Girl passerby: Husband. And you two might have men in your lives if you actually had boobs rather than a caved-in skeleton chest. Come on, schnookums, let's go get some ice cream.
Ordered and unordered lists are supported as of v1.1. One Two Three More? Hurrah. Five Eight Seven Six

Ordered and unordered lists are supported as of v1.1.

  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Three
  4. More?

Hurrah.

  • Five
  • Eight
  • Seven
  • Six
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Ben Folds does The Postal Service’s ‘Such Great Heights’ on Triple J’s ‘Like a Version’
  • mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?
  • Kevyn: Um. Ten bucks?
  • mage: no I mean like, WinZip?
“Other people’s children are like other people’s dreams. I don’t really care.”
Mikey tells it like it is.